Repeat After Me:

Master Rove guide us. Master Rove teach us. Master Rove protect us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve. Our lives are yours.

This mantra must be chanted in the kneeling position, facing Washington DC, with your forehead pressed to the floor and your arms straight at your sides. In the field this can be repeated three times, but when you are not it must be repeated for an hour. Anything else is an Abomination Unto Nuggan and will be punished appropriately.

Sakes.

My apologies to the Terrys, Goodkind and Pratchett. H/T to DUmmie FUnnies.