10 December 2009

Songs Of The Season

Last night I heard the new song about the Christmas shoes for the first time.

Great Cthulhu, do you think you could write a more depressing song for the happiest of holidays?

We have gone from chestnuts roasting on an open fire to please give me money so I can buy Momma a new pair of shoes for her own funeral?

And what's the big idea of taking Parson Brown out of "Walking In A Winter Wonderland"? Is anyone but me about sick of the whole PC thing?

Seriously, when you start messing with Christmas carols you have gone too far.

That's it. Bob Rivers is going to sing all the carols around the Refuge this year. If you are going to destroy a Christmas carol, at least make it funny.

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