So I was out and about this morning getting some things done pre-apocalypse and a couple of interesting things happened.
The first thing that happened is my hunting partner texted me to see if I was going to head out to the woods again today. I texted him back that I had things to do so I would not be engaging in yet another futile attempt to find Bambi, then I got in the car.
He texted me back and the car read the text for me. It then gave me the option to text back, which I did simply by speaking the message I wanted to send. It had never done that before, so it must be a smart phone thing. Technology, ain't it grand?
The second thing that happened is that while I was pulling off the interstate I saw this getting on the entrance ramp. I had to look it up when I got home, apparently two brothers have built a huge banana on an F-150 chassis and are going to drive it around the world to raise money for Deep Vein Thrombosis. It is a good cause and a fun looking car (although since it is only in the 40's today I don't think I'd want to ride in it out on the interstate) so I'll be throwing a donation their way to help out.
According to MSgt B's sources TEOTWAWKI was supposed to happen at 11:00 AM. It is now almost 3:00 PM so I guess either the timing is off or it ain't gonna happen.
Guess I'd better get out there and do some Christmas shopping.
Scientists discovered a slight mis-translation on a passage near the bottom of the "calendar", roughly translated, it now reads:
ReplyDelete"Suckas! Yeah, we're not tellin you foolz a thing. And thanks for the Spanish Influenza, ya bass tards!"
Montezuma's Revenge (except that was the Aztecs).
ReplyDeleteThanks for dropping by RA!
Damn, still here...
ReplyDeleteDidn't want you to miss this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pay_JeoGhDQ&feature=player_embedded
Thanks MSgt B, I'm still here, too.
ReplyDeleteThis video was obviously made by a jealous Camaro driver. They can have my Mustang when the pry my cold dead mangled body out of it!