To put it bluntly, they piss me off. Yeah, some determined attacker who has already kicked in your front door is going to leave your naked towel-wrapped ass alone because some disembodied voice on a speaker tells him the cops will be there in a half an hour or your pizza is free.
Here's how they should really end:
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I like it!! :)
ReplyDeleteSlow Joe would approve of the shooting through the door, but would frown on the not-a-shotgun. :D
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Heh. She just needed some night-sights on that rifle.
ReplyDeleteAlso....going full-auto? Would've been much more realistic with an un-Hollywood-silenced AR double to center mass (repeat as necessary).
More realistic probably but not as much fun. :D It still ends more realistically than the real commercials do.
ReplyDeleteThanks for dropping by RA!