The reason I hate this movie actually has nothing to do with the movie itself. It was because of the first cruise I did on USS George Washington, we got into Norfolk in late December - I believe it was the 20th, but I'm too lazy to look it up - and the winds were too strong to dock us.
At 25 knots of wind the carrier turns into a gigantic sail. The tugs are unable to control the ship when the winds are that high, so they can't push the ship against the dock without risking severe damage to ship and dock.
So, for two days we sat in the basin, probably 300 feet or so from the pier. For two days our wives, girlfriends and significant others waited on the pier for us. They looked at us, we looked at them, and we both waited.
For two days the skipper of the ship caught a helo off the ship every night to go home while we plotted nefarious plots against the helicopter and pilots.
And for two days some wiseass played this movie on the ship's movie channel.
Awww - it could have been worse. It could have been St. Elmo's Fire or something.
I was actually hoping they would play this tonight - at the risk of being annoying as hell, I have probably seen it as many times or more than you and I love it LOL. (Can't stand McDowell though.)
But that was a great story - how awful to be so close and so far.
Ah yes, it was a day - or couple of days rather - to remember. It's a lot funnier now than it was then. No helicopters or pilots were injured, although the temptation was great. And we did get home for Christmas, so it all worked out OK.
Eternal Father, Strong to save, Whose arm hath bound the restless wave, Who bid'st the mighty Ocean deep Its own appointed limits keep; O hear us when we cry to thee, for those in peril on the sea.
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Seriously, don't you have a little old lady to molest at the airport or something?
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Awww - it could have been worse. It could have been St. Elmo's Fire or something.
I was actually hoping they would play this tonight - at the risk of being annoying as hell, I have probably seen it as many times or more than you and I love it LOL. (Can't stand McDowell though.)
But that was a great story - how awful to be so close and so far.
Ah yes, it was a day - or couple of days rather - to remember. It's a lot funnier now than it was then.
No helicopters or pilots were injured, although the temptation was great.
And we did get home for Christmas, so it all worked out OK.
But the Air Farce has the best golf courses!
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