Funneh

From comments at AoSHQ:

A short fairy tale for you..

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl
'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end.

And speaking of AoSHQ, my workplace has now blocked it for being a known purveyor of perversion. Nice going Ace!

UPDATE: Hm, Confederate Yankee is blocked as well. Looks like it's a mu.nu thing.