Before you know it she'll have me exercising and eating vegetables.
It's just pathetic that a man of my stature is reduced to such a thing. Vegetables, FFS.
She intends me to live forever, an intention that Middle Daughter is in complete agreement with.
She does, however, reserve the right to kill me herself.
(personal note...spiders are not funny)
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She does, however, reserve the right to kill me herself.
Oooh, she's a keeper. :)
That she is. :D
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