Trust Us!

The whole "Palins are getting divorced!" lie.

Union thugs as "concerned citizens" and concerned citizens as paid shills for Big Insurance.

"Obama didn't have anything to do with (insert appropriate act here, their name is Legion)." (That one reminds me of "Carter was a good man with bad advisors.")

"I don't want people thinking I just have a bunch of plants in here."

(and along with that, "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a shill!")

Dissent is patriotic (unless you're dissenting against Teh Won!).

Trust me! I'm from the government and I'm here to help!

Still want to play nice?

I think not.

Nice guys don't finish last. They get killed and eaten along the way.