In The News

Roving gangs of Amish thugs have exploded car bombs and shot up a youth camp in Norway.

Oh wait, I guess it wasn't the Amish at all. Gee, it sure would be nice if we could figure out who is behind all of this terror! Anyone want to take bets?

UPDATE: Huh. Well, I'm a big enough guy to admit when I was wrong.

In other news, Senate Democrats vote to "let the MF'er burn" in a straight party line vote. Three Senators (including former Presidential candidates from both parties) declined to cast votes at all.

I'm going to go find something to do that doesn't involve screaming at the television.