07 August 2008

Crass Commercialism

If I never see another hard-on commercial on the TV I would be a happy guy.

I don't want to know what you do when you aren't feeling "fresh" down there either.

But then again I think all prescription medicines should be banned from advertising on the TV at all. Every over medicated hypochondriac insomniac sees these damn commercials and go to their doctor saying "I need this medicine!"

No you don't, fatass. Put the cheeseburger down and maybe your cholesterol, blood pressure and acid indigestion would take care of itself. Then you could lose a little weight and your wife would be glad to blow you again to get a little of the chandelier hanging monkey banging for herself.

I think it should be illegal for ambulance chasers to advertise on the TV as well. But then again, I don't have much use for ambulance chasers in general.

If there ought to be a law, there ought to be a loser pays law. That would fix some of the problems at least.

2 comments:

Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur said...

If there ought to be a law, there ought to be a loser pays law. That would fix some of the problems at least.

Here in Washingtonistan, we have a
"Prevailing Party Statute", and many attorney fees provisions in contracts state this specifically.

Larry said...

I'll bet that cuts down on some of the BS lawsuits. I'd be all in favor of such a thing nationwide.