Well, Bless His Heart!

Someone doesn't like the South much.  Good thing no one is forcing him to stay.

(Please do note the link is to a rather scathing review of the book in question, so it's safe.)

Note: I have to admit to being a damnyankee* because I was born and raised in Iowa, a Union state (southern Iowa, but Iowa nonetheless). In my defense I have lived south of the Mason-Dixon since I was eighteen.

*There are two allowable definitions: 
1) The only kind there is.
2) Northerners who move south and won't go the f**k home.